I missed last week's Radio Perez, but I tried my best to get everyone's outfit! My apologies to anyone I missed. Yal really brought it this time with trashy ensembles, alcoholism, and in some cases prostitution! Here we go:
Best Ghetto
UndamyUmbrellla, yvonneelise, To_Royal, Rascal1313, alexcendraburke
Perez: Dei looks amazing, she's Best Ghetto overall for me, just perfect. The hair is epic, the eyeshadow is divine, and her outfit is fresh to death. Second favorite has to be Rascal1313, then I think I'm gonna go with Kas I really liked it, she looks like an albino Lady Sovereign (in a good way, if that's possible), love the mismatched designer labels, nothing says ghetto like being a walking billboard. I liked the other girls' outfits as well, especially how yvonneelise dyed her cornrows!
Dan: I love Dei's hair, literally just adore it, I can totally imagine a middle aged black woman sewing the tracks in as I write this. I don't like yvonneelise outfit, it's not even ghetto nor UndamyUmbrellla's although I can see how it's white girl ghetto I don't think it's really trashy enough, it's kind of cutesy and I'm just not feelin it. Bravo everyone else, I like.
SaltyDan, blueberry-dream, rose8971, Diva6723, LadyGaGaMcQueen
Dan: Thanks, Dei! I kind of agree, non of them are ghetto, Diva6723 did ok but it's not very ghetto fab, more ghetto drab. LadyGaGaMcQueen's outfit is shitrocious, did she think the theme was fetish?
Perez: Yeah Dan's is super authentic, I've actually seen girls pull the front of their shirts over their heads before to achieve that wearing-sleeves-but-your-tits-are-out look. I love blueberry-dream's doorknockers, and the beer in Diva's purse! I actually wasn't even sure if LadyGaGaMcQueen was going for Ghetto or Guido, I don't think she really achieved either.
xxlovexx, _jarusha, xxlovexx, Laurenhorse♥
Perez: Yeah I'm with Dei, xxlovexx's second outfit with her crazy demon eyes and her religious camel toe is just f**king creepy. But I guess that's the point! _jarusha looks like a Dominican prostitute in a bad wig (thumbs up), xxlovexx's other outfit sort of looks like Jennifer Beals in Flashdance if she had tattoos and a bad perm. Lauren is what would happen if Lindsay Lohan ever got her shit together and won an Oscar.
Dan: I kinda adore xxlovexx's second outfit, yeah, it's not very ghetto but it looks like a zombie ghetto hooker, the first of her outfits looks like a trailer version of Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror to me, at least hers are interesting the other two are just boring. NEXT!
Best Guido/Guidette
pikandchew13
Perez: This is my absolute favorite outfit of the night!! Bitch is passed the f**k out, and even her cat has a weave! There aren't enough words to describe how much I love this!!!
Dan: This could be a promotional still for Jersey Shore of Snooki's latest scandal. It's amazing.
Dei: This is by far my favorite guidette! Its the only one that amazed me really.supa_star4real, freeduck_, Chace.Clarke, PerezStarGossip, sakutaro
Perez: Pauly D! Chace is my new obsession, every outfit is better than the last! supa_star4real looks awesome, you really can't go wrong with leopard print and a visible thong. I LOVE Jack's bump! sakutaro is the most adorable guidette of all, she's Jersey Shore Barbie!
Dan: I'm loving supa_star4real's outfit, totally guidette and I love the thong showing over the skirt, tres cheap! I like Chace's hair, as Perez said, it's totally Pauly D. Points to sakutaro for giving her baby a weave and some bling though, momma did gooood.
lilsha123, Cheekychops1234, kieshagiesha, laurenboy, musicqueenxx2
Dan: I LOLed at laurenboy's so she's the winner for me out of this group, I don't dislike any though.
Perez: Yeah everyone here really reached inside themselves and found their inner beach slut, lilsha's Gaga shades are awesome, kieshagiesha is actually posed alongside a jar of pickles (not pictured, obvs) so she gets extra points with me. I would have liked more detailing on musicqueenxx2's outfit. Laurenboy looks like the guidette version of an Olsen twin after a rough night. #winningToo Classy
liajm, Miss_LolitaF, dream.on, Olivia.
Perez: Sorry ladies, if it looks like you'd get a table at the Olive Garden, it looks too good.
Dan: All boring. Better luck next time!
This week's theme goes up tomorrow!
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