Freebin is DUNZO!

I am reeling over the news that one of the most beloved couples in Dollywood is taking a detour into Splitsville! Sources reveal exclusively to PSG (and by "sources" I mean Selena lol) that the two had a turf war of sorts, fighting over writers and blog supremacy, and also Jack invented Crocs and Selena is not a fan. She was overheard shouting, "I don't care how comfortable they are, you look like a dumbass!". And so after many happy weeks together they filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences and splitting custody of their writing position here on PSG. From now on they'll be posting separately.

AND THAT’S WHAT’S UP!

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TTT! SOLD TO THE BEST SUCKER! *bangs hammer*

*curtains open as I step out in tuxedo*

Just kidding! This is just another of your (now) WEEKLY, What’s Up?’s.

This week, we will be discussing the sale of TTT (Tyler’s Top Trends). The lucky buyers were Eamonn/fashionngirl./FashionMan. and Kimberly/xxlovexx. They own it as a pair and will run it together. Hmm, here’s what we think...

Jack; I find it just the SLIGHTEST bit suspicious that the “lucky” buyers of TTT, are both models for Tyler’s Top Models, Tyler’s new project coincidence? I think not. I don’t understand how it was sold though, was it an auction or what?

Selena; All I know is that when this 'deal' was 'sealed' I did my hair and makeup... How many cocks did they have to suck to get it?

Jack; Probably just the one, Tyler’s tiny one. (LOL) I bet they paid big time though, maybe Eamonn and Tyler had internet sex to “seal” the “deal”, and Kimberley just had to watch. The lengths some people go to for things on Stardoll, I wouldn’t be surprised.

Selena; IKR? I was like, paying NO attention... How fucking boring... Like, ''OOOOH, I'm going to sell my blog!WII! COME, BUY!CHEAP, wait, no, expensive! SUCK MY DICK!'' And they are going to own a blog with TYLER’S name in the, yah, name... Like WTF MAN? Why buy a used blog?

Jack; I agree, I wouldn’t buy a blog with someone elses name in the title, it’s just kinda weird. Unless they can change the URL, I don’t think it’s a good idea. Just let the blog die, it’s another one of Tyler’s failed projects that he has given up on, he shouldn’t be passing his failure onto others.

Selena; OMG, you took the words right out of my mouth! How do you do that? Got a fork? The blog IS dead... LOL! If they would have changed the URL, no one would visit! Whatevs...

Jack; Exactly, so no matter what, TTT (Tyler’s Terrible Trainwreckofablog) will fall flat on its face in just a matter of time itself.

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Comeback? SCENTED CANDLES!

Me and Jack had another little feud because shit happened because I wasn’t online when Jack wanted to write a post! And he couldn't wait for me! I was not online for like 12 hours... Shit happens when ur not online 24/7... I know I'm a fucking drama queen!

That’s why you all love me right? Or should I be fucking boring and write about how I love the smell of fresh roses? No?

Well, me and Jackie Oh No are friends again!

So on that note, today we are going to talk about... Hmm lets see...

MY OUTFIT! JK, take it easy...

PerezStarGossip! She disappeared!

Selena: I was so scared! I was literally shaking when I saw it had been A WEEK since she was logged in!! But then I was talking to Yumi (HOLLA AT YA GURRL) and she calmed me down! The reason I was scared was that there has just been these HUGE disaster in Japan and the Dramaqueen I am, I was thinking 'Maybe she is on vacation in Japan and DIED' and 'Is she living in California? Because I heard that it was maybe going to hit Cali too' I was just literally freaking OUT!

Jack: Me too! I was totally like O-M-G. After seeing what Gia said in her GB about spring break, cooled me down a lil'. She's probably living it up during Spring Break with her pals. It's

sad how people can sometimes forget there is life outside of Stardoll.

Selena: I agree, the only thing is that she didn't notice us at all! And as I live in Norway, we have TOTALLY different breaks and such! We are all still in school in Norway! We had our Spring break like three or four weeks ago! I have SO much spare time no as I quit school a week ago so yes, it's weird for me to think about people real life outside of Stardoll! Stardoll is one of the biggest communities in cyber space!

Jack: I agree, Stardoll is world that we all get lost in, Stardoll is our crack coccaine, and I am addicted, I am the Charlie Sheen of Stardoll, sniffin up all those pixels. She could have at least left us a message or something. Maybe her internet is down or something, NOBODY KNOWS. I can't wait for her to return so I can find out where the FUCK she has been.

Selena: YES! Where the FUCK are you? I miss my little banana/wifey!

Well, Perez darling we hope you come back SOON!!! The

sooner the better!

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Oh how they've changed...

If you’re pathetic as me and like to reminisce about the “old days” of Stardoll, then you will love today’s “What’s up?” because we will be discussing, the old, the new ands the downright weird

DRESSUP DOLLS

Yeah, you heard read me bitches.

The dressup dolls are the foundation of Stardoll, they’re what started the whole shaboom off. Without them, we would just have 11 year olds screaming insults at us if we didn’t vote them CG. It’s nice to play with the dolls every once in a while. But recently, the dolls have become less fun to play with. Because of the better graphics, there are less clothes, what’s the point in having a realistic as fuck doll, but no clothes?

If you take a look at this *ahem* flowchart, you can see how Britney Spears’ dolls have become more and more realistic

Here’s what we think...

Selena; Well, as you said, these dolls are the foundation of Stardoll (Which was named Paperdoll Heaven when I joined in 2005) I played with them all the time! And then I noticed that there were some dolls that you needed to pay money to play with, I, my poor little self didn't pay anything to begin with, but then I was bored with all the other dolls that I had probably played with a hundred times so I made an account probably a month after I just discovered Paperdoll Heaven! It was fun to play with the SuperStar dolls! When I first joined there were no suites and your own doll! You got to choose a celebrity as your avatar picture and that was that... I think I chose Pink as my avatar :') Very nice memories!

Jack; I can never really remember Paperdoll Heaven, as I was young when I first discovered it. The thing that pisses me off now though, is that the dolls only have clothes that are available in Starplaza and most of them are freaking ugly. I miss the days where we had the creative dolls where you click on a colour to change their hair, lips, eye shadow, top, shoes etc., those dolls were the best *sighs and flutters eyelashes*, also they were ACTUAL celebs that you have ACTUALLY heard of, nowadays they’re just random tennis players or literal nobodies. I think Stardoll has enough dolls now, before you know it, they’ll be making Stardolls of Jackie Stallone.

Selena; Yes, or Jocelyn Wildenstein and Anna Anka... I totally agree with you darling, I also miss the creative dolls! I'm tired of the new dolls being released with clothes that the Queen Elisabeth wore when she was young.. Just saying, make some new clothes for the dolls! I remember when the doll section was the startpage on Paperdoll Heaven and even Stardoll! That was good times! I remember when Covergirl was a big deal! I know I'm drifting away on the boat named 'Good Times' now but you just have to excuse me, A little emotional *Wipes tear* I remember when they even removed old dolls to make room for the new ones (The new ones SUCK) I remember they removed Lil Kim and I was FURIOUS! I loved that doll, it was my favourite doll, BTW she looked like a complete whore ; ) I'm team Lil Kim if anyone wonders!

Jack; It is weird how they removed some of the old dolls and the fact that they removed Lil’ Kim and replaced her with TWO Justin Bieber dolls is apaulling. Stardoll is moulding around the lives of 9 year olds, I think they forget that the large proportion of their active community consists of US TEENAGERS, they need to listen up and start doing things we want. I say they allow swear words, but whatever, I mean anyone who is stupid enough to be offended by pixels is just pft. I’m moving off subject now, the old dolls should be brought back and the new crappy non celebrities should be REMOVED.

Selena; I totally agree...Again! Justin Bieber can put the two nasty dolls of up his ass! Along with all the other things he probably is putting up there... Now with that out of my system... My all time favourite doll is still there! Lily Cole! (The old one) I just love and adore her clothes there, and her pose!! And her hair! And ALL the other things! she has Lottery Dresses and all, that makes her just a little more special! I wonder, where did the fun of playing with the dolls go? It went down the drain when they decided to DELETE old dolls and replace them with those new ugly ones with my grandmas wardrobe. Nuff said.

Jack; I could not agree more Selenapea, the best doll out there has to be Lily Cole, she is the most special doll ever! As for the other dolls who have adopted Wal-Mart rejects for there wardrobe need be gone, up Justin’s ass.

AND THAT’S WHAT’S UP!

P.S; If you didn't notice, if Ruubin appears in tags, it means Selena composed the post, if freeduck_ appears in tags, it means I (Jack) composed the post.

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OH YES! But I'm not sure... Hope so!

Sooo, sweet darlings and beloved cupcakes!

I am SO happy to do a blog post on the 'Most wanted hacker's leaving!

Yup, THAT bitch! Mizzmileywhocaresabouttherestofherlameassusername!!! 9! *Exhausted*

(Click the image)

Go on then!

Selena: WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sorry about that. I just needed to show ya'll my appreciation! Ok, 'Destiny' is leaving Stardoll! I am so happy yet SO worried! Is this just one of her schemes? Is she opening a new account? Is she just going to open a new account? Or is she REALLY leaving?

Do you want to hear what we have to say? JK, course you do! :*

Jack: DING DONG THE HACKING BITCH IS DEAD. Well, her Stardoll life is definitely over. This is more than likely a stupid scheme for her to get MORE fame, as if she hasn't already got enough from hacking everyone but the kitchen sink (old British saying). I, for one, am so fucking glad she is leaving! It will make Stardoll much of a better place again. She is the devil of Dollywood, and to be honest, no

one wants to be in the presence of the devil.

Selena: Darling, the only thing she is in Dollywood is a piece of SHIT lying on Starbazaar boulevard at the corner of FAIL! I really hope she's leaving for real! She has been doing SO much shit over the past few weeks. I'm disgusted beyond belief! She doesn't show ANY kind of remorse either, she is leaving it all behind, continuing her life while she has been making a MESS in Dollywood! I'm starting to think she is some kind of a psychopath... They have NO conscience WHAT SO EVER and all I'm saying is that she has not been sharing any kind of true feelings on the bad shit she has done!

Jack: Totally agreed Selena, couldn't have put it better myself. The fact that she has not apologized for anything, nor returned hardly any money or rares is completely disgusting. Hackers are basically brainless morons, she should have thought this through ALOT more before she "attacked". She has epically failed in becoming Stardoll's bad girl, I don't know what she thought she would gain from hacking

the sooner she's gone, the better.

Selena: I agree, she has failed epically at being SD's 'bad girl' She is just a bad PERSON! I wonder how she is in real life... I can't help but ask myself; does she have any friends? Does her parents love her? Does she love them? Does she even have parents? I don't know, her acts proofs that she is missing something important in life, is it the loving parents she miss? Or just the damn brain? It's way in over my head to sit here and give her a diagnosis, all I'm saying is SEEK HELP Destiny, SEEK HELP!

Jack: She needs A LOT of help. The thing she doesn't realise, is that hacking is THEFT, theft is a CRIME and criminals go to JAIL. If somebody chooses to take legal action, "Destiny" could end up in prison. Luckily, as far as I am aware, no one has chosen to do so, although, if "Destiny" continues this hacking addiction, sooner or later, somebody WILL.

Selena: Luckily for HER yes! I might be crazy for saying this but I HOPE some one takes legal action, maybe it will set her in place just a little bit. She NEEDS to be sat in in place, she has done horrible things and I am SICK of it, it actually makes me want to CRY every time I see a new RARE in her suite! I just feel SO bad for everyone who was hacked by her, including you my darling Jackisha! A little advice, NEVER EVER give out your personal info to ANYONE unless you know them well! Like, REALLY well!

Jack: I never gave her my password, I foolishly gave her the answer to my email security question without noticing. I was lucky, I managed to get her to give my most of my stuff back, and I only had 300SD on my account at the time. The new page here on PSG is really helpful and everyone should read it if they want there password to be kept safe. One last thing to say; "Destiny", if you're reading this,

BYE BYE BITCH!

Selena: BUH BYE! Hope we will NEVER see your face on SD again :) Live well fameSKANK!

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What's up?

Hello and welcome to today's What's up? *cheesy daytime TV music*

What's up

with Alice (AKA; Hunnigall) not being online for like, EVER?

Well, what seems like forever for a Stardoll addict like me.

Where’s she gone?

Usually, elites like her make a huge dramatic exit whenever they’re going to abandon Stardoll, but she just...went.

Where do you we think she went?

Jack; Just as Alice starts to create a bunch of hoo-ha over “FIERCE PRODCUTIONS” she does what any good old elite does by dropping the project on its head and leaving for two weeks.

Selena; The last time I heard from her was when I had just opened my tribute account to her 'hunnlgall' and that was a long time ago, I left her some GB comments but she never replied! I made it on to her BF list though! I'm a bit worried and I do wonder if something has happened to her or her family!

Jack; Well I remember on her Presentation, she left a big long emotional speech about how she never meant to become elite and then drifted into how her Dad had some illness. Maybe it’s something really personal concerning that, which is probably why she was snapping at me when I was commenting on her outfit a while back. Stardoll is a good place to escape your problems,

but if there are people there creating more, you just don’t need it.

Selena; I missed that speech! Now I feel bad for the poor girl! I hope her dad gets better. This IS a good way to become 'Non Elite' though! If she stayed disappeared for enough time!

Jack; I’d have to disagree on you with that one, Selena. I think the longer she stays “disappeared” the more elite she’s going to become. I wish her all the best and anticipate her return to Dollywood, I doubt she will return un-noticed.

Selena; Well, Jackisha, I don't see people rambling and babbling about Springate anymore! He left and I'm sure he will come back but I think he has to earn the spotlight again when/if he comes back! Well, I wish you all the best Alice! I love you girl and I hope you will return soon!

Jack; Yes, but springate left us with something, a message, a farewell. Alice left us with fuck all but anticipation for "FIERCE". Let's just hope she picks up on "FIERCE" and gets back into a routine where we can all appreciate her work.

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Time to shine!

Hey you gorgeous bitches and loved ones! It's time for us to tell you 'Whats up'!

We'll tell you whats up, fakeshake3's outfit is whats up!

Do you want our opinions? Of course you do!

Selena: Well, I'm not too sure if I like this overglammed mess she put on her MeDoll... All grey and black and... Turquoise?

Jack: This "outfit" is a complete wreck. The dress is a bad shape and bad length and does NOT go with that Hotbuys Bolero, nor those awful turquoise shoes, NOR those elbow length gloves. What was Ellie thinking? Don't even get me started on that hair, it's like she's halfway through becoming a bleach blond and forget to wash out the hair dye.

Selena: Haha, I get it, she wants to show off her 'LE', 'Hot buys' and 'RAREs' (Not that that ugly black dress is rare anymore! It was in the Archive shop a few month back, or last year) Whatever... All I know is that she looks like a granny with too much money who is trying her best to look young again! FAIL! Get out of that shitty outfit, you can do better Ellie! I think...

Jack: She could do SO much better. Usually, Ellie makes simplistic outfits with one dress/a two piece outfit and a bag with a few accessories and those nude shoes she always wears from Decade of the Teens. It is nice to see her in something different, although I totally agree with you Selena, she could do better. It's like she's given up on Stardoll now and doesn't seem to care about her outfits anymore. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a time where Ellie looked good recently.

Selena: Well, I guess that sums it all up! GTFO of that horrid dress and be the stylish Ellie we all know! One more thing, why the fuck are you standing in a cave?

Ahw well, we all love you Ellie

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NEW SEGMENT! WHAT'S UP?

Hey dollies, it's your favourite blogger bitch ,Jack (freeduck_) and I am BACK, but not on my own, oh no, I come packaged and strapped to my #1 sweetheart Selena! (Ruubin). That's right, we're a fiesty ,critical PAIR now. We have created a joint blogger account and will BOTH be posting from it, together, on the same post.

Here's what's on the menu for our future posts...

Selena and myself are best buds, yet we almost always disagree on EVERYTHING (they say opposites attract). So, what better to do than express our contrasting opinions on Stardoll's best blog out there? I present to you...

WHAT'S UP?

A brand spanking new segment featuring the thoughts and opinions of Stardoll's bitchiest pair of wild ass whack jobs on a certain outfit/quote/statement etc. made by a random beloved elite member.

You can expect a lot of banter, catty remarks, disagreements, arguments, conflicts and so much more!

We both make you all a promise to be honest and true about our opinions and tell you what WE THINK.

Are you excited? Of course you are!

Buckle up bitches, it's time to hop aboard the opinion plane!

PS; One thing we do agree on, is our love for cupcakes ;)

Small update: Go read this http://hunnlgallforstardoll.blogspot.com/

I will continue on this blog as Ruubin. Not Hunnlgall! So there will be no confusion! *Kisses*

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