Freebin is DUNZO!

I am reeling over the news that one of the most beloved couples in Dollywood is taking a detour into Splitsville! Sources reveal exclusively to PSG (and by "sources" I mean Selena lol) that the two had a turf war of sorts, fighting over writers and blog supremacy, and also Jack invented Crocs and Selena is not a fan. She was overheard shouting, "I don't care how comfortable they are, you look like a dumbass!". And so after many happy weeks together they filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences and splitting custody of their writing position here on PSG. From now on they'll be posting separately.

AND THAT’S WHAT’S UP!