I remember the days when 60 broadcasts would get you top broadcaster of the day.
But lately I have been witnessing several cries for help, I MEAN broadcasts, ranging anywhere from 400-1000 broadcasts.
HOW DOES ONE DO THIS YOU ASK?
easy!!!!
Step 1: Prepare to be glued to the computer screen for hours. You may need a jar to urinate in. You wont be leaving that desk today.
Step 2: Stock up on sandwiches because chances are you wont have time to get up and cook anything.
Step 3: Turn off your cellphone. Desperation takes time. No pesky calls from loved ones who are just trying to get in the way of your SD fame. What do they want anyway? To tell you that your granny is sick? GRANNY CAN WAIT.
Step 4: Sell everything in your suite. Broadcasts are expensive. It costs $2000 SD to send 400 Broadcasts.
Step 5:Send broadcasts non stop. Even if its those annoying "covergirl covergirl covergirl covergirl" messages .
Step 6: Wait for the soul crushing blow that will ensue once you realize that you've spent your entire allowance on stardollars and you're still not even on the top 5 for covergirl. Or anything else for that matter.
Step 7: Bang head upon desk
Repeat steps 1-7
SERIOUSLY THOUGH LADYSIEN1234 .
412 BROADCASTS? DID YOU EVEN EAT THAT DAY?
To make matters worse, I might have voted for her if her outfit
and suite wasn't so outrageously boring.
MONEY WELL SPENT?
I think not.
She must have created this getup after being up for hours sending broadcasts.
I'll chalk this horrible ensemble up as "temporary insanity".
You get a pass this time LadySien1234.
This is a warning. But next time you're under arrest.
That ugly outfit nearly made me quit Stardoll.
But lately I have been witnessing several cries for help, I MEAN broadcasts, ranging anywhere from 400-1000 broadcasts.
HOW DOES ONE DO THIS YOU ASK?
easy!!!!
Step 1: Prepare to be glued to the computer screen for hours. You may need a jar to urinate in. You wont be leaving that desk today.
Step 2: Stock up on sandwiches because chances are you wont have time to get up and cook anything.
Step 3: Turn off your cellphone. Desperation takes time. No pesky calls from loved ones who are just trying to get in the way of your SD fame. What do they want anyway? To tell you that your granny is sick? GRANNY CAN WAIT.
Step 4: Sell everything in your suite. Broadcasts are expensive. It costs $2000 SD to send 400 Broadcasts.
Step 5:Send broadcasts non stop. Even if its those annoying "covergirl covergirl covergirl covergirl" messages .
Step 6: Wait for the soul crushing blow that will ensue once you realize that you've spent your entire allowance on stardollars and you're still not even on the top 5 for covergirl. Or anything else for that matter.
Step 7: Bang head upon desk
Repeat steps 1-7
SERIOUSLY THOUGH LADYSIEN1234 .
412 BROADCASTS? DID YOU EVEN EAT THAT DAY?
To make matters worse, I might have voted for her if her outfit
and suite wasn't so outrageously boring.
MONEY WELL SPENT?
I think not.
She must have created this getup after being up for hours sending broadcasts.I'll chalk this horrible ensemble up as "temporary insanity".
You get a pass this time LadySien1234.
This is a warning. But next time you're under arrest.
That ugly outfit nearly made me quit Stardoll.
XOXO,
CommesDesGarcon
CommesDesGarcon
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