My poem for Lolita...

My last poem went down well with most of you...surprisingly!
You really like my masterful shit?

Asides from Patrick getting all worked up about me calling him a "tranny", Lolita seemed to be getting jealous of not being my favorite little famewhore.

Do not cry me dear, I conjured you up my ponderings into a short and a sweet little three verse poem. Last time's was way too long and it got understandably tedious.

Meow, can I smell a catfight? Whilst Lolita and Patrick scratch out eachother's eyeballs in order to be my favorite fame parasite, the spectators can relax and enjoy this:

There once was a lazy cow named Lolly,

who always rather seemed quite unjolly,

she just sat on her ass,

munching on the green grass,

no wonder she was in melancholy.

~

The little cow Lolly began to moo,

accidentally farting...emerging a poo,

when the cows came home,

they heard a loud drone,

Lolly's stinky farts blew to to Peru.

~

As I savor on this piece of beef steak,

I remember how Lolly was a fake,

ditching her projects and her friends,

finally lead to her end,

and for afters...Lolly's devil food cake!

Who would you like me to write about next?
Tell me in the comments.

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Worst and best dressed of the week

Hey sorry for not posting much in the past week.

Baya/elitenews liked my worst dressed of the week post, so i am going to try do it as a regular thing.

I am not really sure of a catchy name for this post, so if you have any feel free to tell me !

And also instead of doing 2 bad outfits i will be doing 1 bad and 1 good.

So if you are on the bad list you can still redeem yourself !

The Bad:

Style_Magazine

Style_Magazine is generally a really nice person in my opinion.

She has a great sense of style and she always looks fierce.

But this week her outfit is really just totally uncoordinated. 

The colour matching is really bad, and the way she put it together really doesn't make any sense.

I don't really understand what its meant to be.

A dress ? A bodysuit ?

I am confused, the shoes really just don't fit in at all, and the jean shorts are just dreadful.

I know Style will redeem herself ! We all have those bad outfit days.

The good:

Bluegreen86

You have an amazing personality and a style to match !

I don't think i have ever seen you wearing something bad EVER.

Your outfit right now is simple but yet elegant and classy.

You always make brave choices with your outfits and it always works.

You never over use the same colour Black/White which many find very hard to do !

Keep using your creativity to make such amazing outfits.

-Blahm3

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